Smiling Wolf
Smiling Wolf Crystal Alcohol Free Vodka Alternative 70cl
0.5% ABVVegan
A crystal clear, clean vodka alternative with a pure, neutral profile made for mixing.
£35.00
Better by the bottle: 6 for 10% off, 12 for 15%.
Mix any wine or spirits. No code needed.
Free UK mainland delivery over £85
- Standard
- Royal Mail 2nd Class
- Express
- Royal Mail 1st Class
Ships in 2 to 3 working days. Delivery only, no collection.
Want to try before you buy? Visit the Otley Taproom, 7 Manor Square, Otley.
Crystal clear, clean and ready for anything. An alcohol-free vodka alternative at just 2.38 calories a measure.
Vodka soda, Bloody Mary, espresso martini: they're all on. Smiling Wolf's vodka alternative is pure and clean, with their blend of natural nootropics and B vitamins added in. Nootropics in an espresso martini. Very 2026. Somewhere a wellness influencer is filming it in slow motion.
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Kev's take
“Barely two calories a measure. Make an alcohol-free espresso martini with it and thank me later.”
Kev, Alcohol Free Drinks Club
About this drink
Good to know
- ABV: 0.5%
- Size: 70cl bottle
- Style: Vodka alternative
- Calories: 2.38 per 25ml
- Low sugar
- Contains natural nootropics and B vitamins
- Vegan
About Smiling Wolf
Smiling Wolf make alcohol-free spirits and cocktails from the same ingredients as their alcoholic counterparts.
Drink it with
Soda and lime, tomato juice and a celery stick, or a shot of espresso.
ABV explained
This one is 0.5% ABV. 0.0% means there's no alcohol in it at all. In the UK, anything at 0.5% or under counts as alcohol free, and we always show the exact figure.
Storage
Keep it somewhere cool and out of direct sunlight, and serve it chilled. Once opened, keep it in the fridge. Check the best before date on the bottle.
Delivery and returns
Free UK mainland delivery on orders over £85. Under that, it's a flat £5.95 for parcels up to 20kg. Highlands and Islands may cost more, and the final cost is calculated at checkout.
Orders ship in 2 to 3 working days (not weekends or bank holidays). Standard delivery is Royal Mail 2nd Class, 3 to 5 working days. Express is Royal Mail 1st Class, 1 to 2 working days. International orders go Royal Mail International Tracked.
Delivery only. There's no collection or click and collect, including from the Otley taproom.
Anything arrive damaged? Tell us within 2 days of delivery. Returns and refunds policy.
Better by the bottle.
Any 6 wine or spirits bottles get 10% off, 12 get 15%. Or mix with anything else: any 6 drinks 5% off.
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